Phone Tree Messages

Guys,

Here's a link to a major recall by Honda for the GL1800 rear brake master cylinder. Sales of new or in dealer stock Wings are prohibited until the recall action is completed.

http://gl1800riders.com/forums/showthread.php?t=302412

The text of the recall is found at http://roadracingworld.com/news/article/?article=46802

Tim Bowman
tk.bowman@comcast.net

Press Release - Find a Friend: Never Pay Dues Again

Gold Wing Road Riders Association

Dear Member:

Please click the link below for the official press release regarding the "Find-A-Friend: Never Pay Dues Again" program.

Press Release: "Find-A-Friend: Never Pay Dues Again"

Update : "Find-A-Friend: Never Pay Dues Again"

Manny Moreno
Marketing Manager

Press Release - New Website & Prize Giveaway

Gold Wing Road Riders Association

Dear Member:

Please click the link below for the official press release to find out how you can win one of 12 great prizes!

Press Release: "New Website & Prize Giveaway"

Manny Moreno
Marketing Manager

Press Release - Loyalty Savings Coupons

Gold Wing Road Riders Association

Dear Member:

Please click the link below for the official press release regarding the *NEW* member savings loyalty coupons program!

Press Release: "Loyalty Savings Coupons"

Manny Moreno
Marketing Manager

GOOD OF THE ORDER :

BIKERS HELL

One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

Satan: "Why so glum?"

Biker: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

Biker: "Sure, I love to drink."

Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then.
On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."

Biker : "Gee that sounds great!"

Satan: "You a smoker?"

Biker: "You better believe it."

Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"

Biker "Wow...that's awesome!"

Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."

Biker: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."

Satan: "Good,'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."

Biker: "Cool!"

Satan: "What about Drugs?"

Biker: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"

Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day.. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares."

Biker: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

Satan: "You gay?"

Biker: "No..."

Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough..."

Vic
WAV Phone Tree Coordinator